Things You Can Eat When It's Not About Cooking

Ham. There's some ins and outs to ham, but ultimately, ham.

Almonds.  Or other nut.  Waist watchers: 15 max.
Interesting fact: a peanut is not a nut. It's a legume. Legumes come in pods. Nuts come in shells.

Eggs. Plural. Why stop at one. 
To boil an egg so that the white is completely cooked but the yolk is completely runny (more yummy, more healthy) put them into already boiling water for five minutes. Five minito hombre!

Half an avocado, with a little balsamic, salt and pepper.

A carrot. (same goes for a tomato, a few sticks of celery, raw mushrooms, brocolli raw (it's quite nice), or cauliflower, capsicum cut into sticks. Not courgette).

1/2 a cup of frozen berries.
If you eat yoghurt, and honey, food process these three ingredients and close your eyes and pretend you are at Dine, it's that good.

A cat. No i'm not serious don't eat your cat you CRAZY PERSON. This is not a movie where we all get stuck on a mountain because our plane crashed. Or is it...

Gherkins. Why the hell not!

Small tin of fish. Or chicken, but i personally tried that once and thought it was too similar to cat food.  Not the flavoured ones, what is IN those tins?!? Always read labels.

Cold meats from the deli.  These are less expensive than you think.  Just because something's in a glass case, doesn't make it fancy.  Try chicken, beef slices, and you know, the crazy sausages.
Did someone say crazy sausages.

And here's an idea.  Roast a chicken and keep it in the fridge for snacks. Okay that is cooking. But it goes a long way.
I never knew how to roast a chicken, and it seemed elusive. Until I found out you put it in the oven.
That's it. You can go all fancy. But you basically just put it in the oven, on about 160 for 25 minutes per 500grams.

A few sheets of nori (seaweed paper) folder over and over and over.  Crunchy, chewy, salty. Sometimes you're not really hungry, you just need something to chew on.

If you eat dairy, 1/2 a tub of cottage cheese.

There, that's a good weeks worth of nibbles. Sans carbs, crap and sugar.